EVE Search - It's surprise day today

All Channels

Corporation, Alliance and Organization Discussions

It's surprise day today

» Click here to find additional results for this topic using Google

Monitor this thread via RSS [?]

Author	Thread Statistics \| Show CCP posts - 1 post(s)
Megan Maynard Minmatar Out of Order	Posted - 2009.02.22 05:50:00 - [1] Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 22/02/2009 04:52:20 Originally by: Fraud Crawler hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects OOC You are roleplaying insects. I've heard you refer to yourselves in many many promotional goonswarm videos as bees and I've seen an attractive youtube presentation with little fabric animated bees dancing round a stargate that was highly rated by your general membership. At fanfest I met several goons who were even roleplaying bees in real life - they had little plush bee children with them and one chap was dressed up in a giant bee costume waving a goonswarm flag (with a giant bee on it). Even while I served on the CSM I often heard your illustrious leader (DARIUS) conversing with his second in command in a buzzing dialect and making rapid little tapping noises in channel pretending his fingers were mandibles. (Darius also looks a little like a Bee). Further to in-game ideology - you are part of a swarm. You all serve the brain-goons. You present yourselves on this (largely) in character forum as idiot-level intelligence creatures without the ability to speak, argue or debate coherently and I acknowledge that must take quite a lot of dedication to the roleplay ethos of your organization. Look at the pure number of goonswarm threads with absolutely zero content produced in the last 24 hours! It takes champion roleplayers to so perfectly embody the mindset of tiny hive creatures toiling without conscious thought in banal labour of submission to the swarm. So I salute your characterisation as vile bugs and horrible swarm things! Many in Eve asked for alien subspecies and you have finally provided the dramatic background for this. Anyway. Lets not further derail this IC thread. If you want to discuss your roleplay with me further I'd suggest the general forum or maybe SHC. IC Silence swarm creature! /me bowls over laughing at the ownsauce jade just threw at the bees. I know longer will refer to goonswarm by anything other then "insects". Thank you Jane for this public service. Stop, hammer time.
Megan Maynard Minmatar Out of Order	Posted - 2009.02.22 05:53:00 - [2] Originally by: Ayman Zawahiri Originally by: Jade Constantine Edited by: Jade Constantine on 22/02/2009 04:52:20 Originally by: Fraud Crawler hey jade you should probably know that we aren't actually insects, nor do we roleplay as insects OOC You are roleplaying insects. I've heard you refer to yourselves in many many promotional goonswarm videos as bees and I've seen an attractive youtube presentation with little fabric animated bees dancing round a stargate that was highly rated by your general membership. At fanfest I met several goons who were even roleplaying bees in real life - they had little plush bee children with them and one chap was dressed up in a giant bee costume waving a goonswarm flag (with a giant bee on it). Even while I served on the CSM I often heard your illustrious leader (DARIUS) conversing with his second in command in a buzzing dialect and making rapid little tapping noises in channel pretending his fingers were mandibles. (Darius also looks a little like a Bee). Further to in-game ideology - you are part of a swarm. You all serve the brain-goons. You present yourselves on this (largely) in character forum as idiot-level intelligence creatures without the ability to speak, argue or debate coherently and I acknowledge that must take quite a lot of dedication to the roleplay ethos of your organization. Look at the pure number of goonswarm threads with absolutely zero content produced in the last 24 hours! It takes champion roleplayers to so perfectly embody the mindset of tiny hive creatures toiling without conscious thought in banal labour of submission to the swarm. So I salute your characterisation as vile bugs and horrible swarm things! Many in Eve asked for alien subspecies and you have finally provided the dramatic background for this. Anyway. Lets not further derail this IC thread. If you want to discuss your roleplay with me further I'd suggest the general forum or maybe SHC. IC Silence swarm creature! Dude, you roleplay as a sex slave in an online computer game. A SEX SLAVE IN A VIDEO GAME. Think about that for a minute. And that's bad how? Stop, hammer time.
Megan Maynard Minmatar Out of Order	Posted - 2009.02.22 06:00:00 - [3] Originally by: Vinata Originally by: Megan Maynard Originally by: Ayman Zawahiri Dude, you roleplay as a sex slave in an online computer game. A SEX SLAVE IN A VIDEO GAME. Think about that for a minute. And that's bad how? Slavery implies a lack of consent, sex slavery implies...well, Jade roleplays someone who is physically abused and has vast emotional trauma induced upon them for someone else's pleasure. And that is bad how? Stop, hammer time.
Megan Maynard Minmatar Out of Order	Posted - 2009.02.22 06:01:00 - [4] Originally by: Fyodor Dostoyevsky Originally by: Megan Maynard Originally by: Ayman Zawahiri Dude, you roleplay as a sex slave in an online computer game. A SEX SLAVE IN A VIDEO GAME. Think about that for a minute. And that's bad how? He role-plays a female sex slave. It also fails to mesh with his position as an anti-slavery activist working with the Minmatar terrorist organization known as the Ushra'Khan. And? Stop, hammer time.
Megan Maynard Minmatar Out of Order	Posted - 2009.02.22 06:06:00 - [5] Originally by: Vinata Originally by: Megan Maynard And? As a victim of sexual molestation it honestly does trouble me that there is someone who embraces it, and treats it as if it were a good thing. Embrace no. Realize ****ty things happen to people yes. Realizing the idiot insect is trying to gain some kind of fake pity, yes. So Jade role plays a realistic situation that does occur in real life? K. Go blow up a pos or something. Stop, hammer time.
Megan Maynard Minmatar Out of Order	Posted - 2009.02.22 06:10:00 - [6] Originally by: Fu ManChewy Originally by: Megan Maynard Originally by: Vinata Originally by: Megan Maynard And? As a victim of sexual molestation it honestly does trouble me that there is someone who embraces it, and treats it as if it were a good thing. Embrace no. Realize ****ty things happen to people yes. Realizing the idiot insect is trying to gain some kind of fake pity, yes. So Jade role plays a realistic situation that does occur in real life? K. Go blow up a pos or something. Why don't you just post on your main? Jade Constantine. Confirming that I AM the sex starved PIMP alt of Jade Constantine. Bow before my awesomeness. Stop, hammer time.
Megan Maynard Minmatar Out of Order	Posted - 2009.02.22 06:11:00 - [7] Originally by: Zell Shadowcast Originally by: Megan Maynard Originally by: Vinata Originally by: Megan Maynard And? As a victim of sexual molestation it honestly does trouble me that there is someone who embraces it, and treats it as if it were a good thing. Embrace no. Realize ****ty things happen to people yes. Realizing the idiot insect is trying to gain some kind of fake pity, yes. So Jade role plays a realistic situation that does occur in real life? K. Go blow up a pos or something. Pft his roleplaying of being a molested woman is just spreading awareness of molested women. Stupid insects. Your sig implies rifters should shoot lasers. I protest. Stop, hammer time.
Megan Maynard Minmatar Out of Order	Posted - 2009.02.22 06:19:00 - [8] Originally by: Fu ManChewy Originally by: Megan Maynard Your sig implies rifters should shoot lasers. I protest. <creates another Jade alt> Your insectnizoidinol efluvium of my maximus pituitary is t****zoidal in the hypotenuse! <hehe they will never know it is me.> Replies in hopes that the thread will be locked soon. Also decides stomach is empty and needs food. Stop, hammer time.

COPYRIGHT NOTICE
EVE Online, the EVE logo, EVE and all associated logos and designs are the intellectual property of CCP hf. All artwork, screenshots, characters, vehicles, storylines, world facts or other recognizable features of the intellectual property relating to these trademarks are likewise the intellectual property of CCP hf. EVE Online and the EVE logo are the registered trademarks of CCP hf. All rights are reserved worldwide. All other trademarks are the property of their respective owners. CCP hf. has granted permission to EVE-Search.com to use EVE Online and all associated logos and designs for promotional and information purposes on its website but does not endorse, and is not in any way affiliated with, EVE-Search.com. CCP is in no way responsible for the content on or functioning of this website, nor can it be liable for any damage arising from the use of this website.